My Dream Business Meeting Friday

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
05/29/2014 at 00:08 • Filed to: I Love My Job

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I have a meeting with a potential client in a couple of days, and I believe we'll be talking a little bit of business and a lot about his car collection. I'll be hooning taking his rides on gentle test drives. His Viper HPE800 will be one of those rides.

I last drove a Viper about 9 years ago when I was in banking. I helped a rich dentist finance it. When he picked it up from the dealership, he brought it directly to me and let me take it for a spin in a large empty parking lot. I then proceeded to make him crap his pants in the passenger seat as I launched it sideways (on purpose), spun it around, and weaved in and out of the lot lights.

About a month and a half ago, I wrote up a little piece on his !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I'm hoping that car is up for a little drive as well (it should be).

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He also has a C6 Corvette that may or may not be driven.

SR20 rule will be in effect. I'm hoping for pretty pictures and a good time. Oh, and his business.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > PatBateman
05/29/2014 at 00:26

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Yeah, some "business". It's easy to make it look like an accident when there's a Viper involved, huh?

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CRider
05/29/2014 at 00:29

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If I was an assassin, this would be the guy hiring me to off someone. Luckily, I'm a financial advisor, so I probably won't have to kill anyone.

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > PatBateman
05/29/2014 at 01:33

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Lisa the intern forgot to put creamer in your coffee for the last damn time, that bitch is going to pay...